FASHIONABLY DEAD IN
DIAPERS
And I thought being half Vampyre/half
Demon was hard…
That’s
nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there
aren’t any books on raising True Immortals so let me give you a few tips…
~Make a map of every closet and
bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause
confusion and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and thirty-one
seconds. You’re welcome.
~Parenting books are useless if
you're not human. If your child is half Vampyre/ half Demon I would suggest not
using parenting books at all--they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me
on this.
~Have sex.
~When your child tells you he has an
imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Often times your child isn't
imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this
fictional buddy it's probably a Troll. Do a thorough search of your home and
kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless. However,
it's wise not to take chances.
~Have sex again.
~When in large crowds, make sure you
hold tight to your child's hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is
terrifying. If you're truly paranoid a parent could consider putting a chip in
their child. If you do this don't discuss it at dinner parties. People will
think you are weird.
~At least cuddle.
~Playing with dolls is fun. Being
one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it
immediately. Many children wish for things that are very difficult to
reverse...like being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz. There are many
people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist.
~Find a closet and go to town.
Read a Little, Buy the Book
NYT
and USA Today best-selling author, ROBYN
PETERMAN writes because the people
inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She
writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries.
Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive
kind), Target, Coke Zero Cherry with extra ice in a Styrofoam cup, bejeweled
reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. A
former professional actress, with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now
lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives
her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her
underpants works really well for her.
A QUICK Q&A with
ROBYN
ROBYN:
All the time.
Writing is my job (that I love) and reading is my hobby!!
ANGI: What’s the first book you remember
reading?
ROBYN:
Tales
of a Fourth Grade Nothing
by Judy Blume
ANGI: Can you tell us about a real-life
hero you’ve met?
ROBYN:
Every mom I know!!!!
ANGI: Hiking Boots or Dancing Heels?
ROBYN:
Hiking boots—definitely.
ANGI: What’s your favorite cartoon
character?
ROBYN:
Sponge Bob and
Cartman
ANGI: What do you like about the hero of
your book?
ROBYN:
He’s hotter that
Satan’s underpants and he’s wonderfully flawed.
ANGI: Benedict Cumberbatch or Chris Pine?
ROBYN:
Chris Pine
ANGI: What’s your favorite movie of all
time?
ROBYN:
I have two: Sense and Sensibility and This is Spinal Tap.
ANGI: Who’s your favorite villain?
ROBYN:
Lord Farquaad (from Shrek)
ANGI: Would you rather be in a Fairy Tale
or Action Adventure?
ROBYN:
A mish-mash of both.
ANGI: What is your best wish come true?
ROBYN:
My kids.
ANGI: What’s your favorite rerun on
television?
ROBYN:
Brady Bunch.
ANGI: What's your most favorite thing to do
in your state?
ROBYN:
I’m supposed to say
go to the races or UK sports (and they are both awesome) but I like hanging
with my family and doing nothing!
ANGI: What’s your favorite meal?
ROBYN:
My mom’s eggplant
parm
ANGI: What is your biggest vice?
ROBYN:
Coke with extra ice
in a Styrofoam cup with a straw!
ANGI: If you could have your favorite movie
star for one day, what would you do?
ROBYN:
I already do…
ANGI’S GOTTA ASK: Since Valentine’s Day is this weekend… What
would be the perfect date for you with “Hot Hubby?”
ROBYN’S GOTTA
ANSWER: Sushi and then sex. Or possibly sex and than sushi and
then sex again.
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HELL ON HEELS
Hot Damned, book 3
Read a
little, buy the book
Where does a
Demon go when she gets deported from Hell?
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GIVING AWAY 4 ebook copies of READY TO
WERE and 4 ebook copies of FASHIONABLY DEAD IN DIAPERS.
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IN THE COUNTRY
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