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FASHIONABLY HOTTER THAN HELL
Book Six, The Hot Damned Series
Welcome to my own personal Hell.
- Name: Heathcliff.
- Occupation: Vampyre Warrior—one of the deadliest in the world.
- I plan. I fight. I win. Always.
- However, it’s never taken me this damned long to get what I want before.
Only I would be blessed with a Vampyre mate I’d have to chase for two centuries. The chemistry between us is steamy and the sex is sizzling, but I want more—I want it all.
- Now just as I’m finally wearing Raquel down, I find I have competition—not for my mate's hand—but for her very existence.
Raquel may run and she may hide, but she is mine and I will no longer take no for an answer. Whatever is in the way between us doesn’t matter. We were made for each other.
- Nothing anyone can do will change that simple fact…except maybe the Trolls...or the Wraiths...or the reclusive, insane Vampyre sister of my King who wants to drink my mate dry for reasons no one will freakin’ explain to me.
Damn it, I thought the chase was difficult…keeping Raquel alive might prove to be my undoing.
NYT and USA Today best-selling author,
ROBYN PETERMAN writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke Zero Cherry with extra ice in a Styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. A former professional actress, with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her underpants works really well for her.
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ANGI: Last year I asked “How often to you get lost in a story?” Is your answer still true?
ROBYN: Yep, it is!! All the time. Writing is my job (that I love) and reading is my hobby!!
ANGI: Hugh Jackman or Chris Pine?
ROBYN: Hugh Jackman.
ANGI: Can you tell us about a real-life hero you’ve met?
ROBYN: Every mother I know. Raising kids is the hardest and best job I’ve ever had. Hats off to all the moms in the world.
ANGI: What's your most favorite thing to do in your state?
ROBYN: I live in Kentucky and we are known for horse racing and bourbon…I’ll leave it at that. However, I’ll add that I’m a crappy drinker.
ANGI: What’s your favorite meal?
ROBYN: My mom’s eggplant parmigiana. I would eat my own body weight in that!!
ANGI: What do you like about the hero of your book?
ROBYN: Heathcliff is strong, but flawed. I find total perfection boring. He’s also hotter than Satan’s underpants and that always helps…LOL
ANGI: Sand or Snow?
ROBYN: Definitely sand. I hate being cold.
ANGI: What might we find in your heroine's purse?
ROBYN: Raquel’s purse would be filled with Anique Goutal perfume, Chanel lipstick and a few daggers.
ROBYN: Batman. The Bat-mobile is hot.
ANGI: Would you rather be in a Fairy Tale or Action Adventure?
ROBYN: As long as there are Vampyres or Werewolfs in it, I’d take either.
ANGI: What’s your favorite rerun on television?
ROBYN: I like Friends or Spongebob. Not sure what that says about me, but I’ll go with it.
ANGI: What’s your favorite movie of all time?
ROBYN: That’s a hard one for me. If I had to narrow it to a few, I’d say Sense and Sensibility, This is Spinal Tap, Happy Texas and Anchorman.
ANGI: What drinks or snacks are always on your desk when you’re writing?
ROBYN: Coke Zero Cherry with a straw and tons of ice!
ANGI: Who’s your favorite villain?
ROBYN: Kathy Bates in Misery!!!!
ANGI: Hiking Boots or Dancing Heels?
ROBYN: Hiking boots during the week. Dancing shoes on the weekend!
ANGI’S GOTTA ASK: What’s one thing from your bucket list?
ROBYN’S GOTTA ANSWER: I want to take a cooking class in France or Italy. It would combine traveling and eating—two of my favorite things.
Magic and Mayhem Series #3
It will come out the end of March
FASHIONABLY DEAD AND WED
Hot Damn Series book #7
FASHIONABLY DEAD
Hot Damn Series book #1
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CURRENTLY FREE AT ALL OUTLETS
Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.
At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?
Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.
To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?
Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.
To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
READY TO WERE
Book 1, Shift Happens Series
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Planning my own wedding should mean I’m having the time of my life…not defending it every time I turn around. Dragons, feral Wolves and Were Cows…I mean who in the hell knew Were Cows even existed?
All I wanna do is marry Hank, have 2.5 beautiful little Werewolf babies and live happily ever after while having sex on a very regular basis. Oh…and I still want to shoot stuff occasionally.
Apparently no one got the memo.
Instead of complaining about the price of flowers, cakes and the fact that my gay Vampyre BFF, Dwayne insists on wearing a dress at my nuptials, I’m locked and loaded trying to ascertain who wants my ass six feet under. With Hank at my side and some surprising allies at our disposal, we will take on the bad dudes…one bloody clusterhump of a sucktastic battle at a time.
No one ever said the Werewolf life was going to be easy, but this week we couldn’t catch a break if it bit us in the ass…
SWITCHING HOUR
Book 1, Magic and Mayhem Series
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Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge.
Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions.
So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I’ll get turned into a mortal. The animals in the area are convinced I'm the Shifter Whisperer (whatever the hell that is) and the hotter-than- asphalt-in-August werewolf thinks I'm his mate. Now apparently I'm slated to save a bunch of hairy freaks of nature?
If they think I'm the right witch for the job, they've swallowed some bad brew.
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