Wednesday, February 11, 2015

NYT Best-Selling Author, Robyn Peterman

FASHIONABLY DEAD IN DIAPERS
 
And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard…

That’s nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren’t any books on raising True Immortals so let me give you a few tips…
~Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and thirty-one seconds. You’re welcome.
~Parenting books are useless if you're not human. If your child is half Vampyre/ half Demon I would suggest not using parenting books at all--they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me on this.
~Have sex.
~When your child tells you he has an imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Often times your child isn't imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this fictional buddy it's probably a Troll. Do a thorough search of your home and kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless. However, it's wise not to take chances.
~Have sex again.
~When in large crowds, make sure you hold tight to your child's hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is terrifying. If you're truly paranoid a parent could consider putting a chip in their child. If you do this don't discuss it at dinner parties. People will think you are weird.
~At least cuddle.
~Playing with dolls is fun. Being one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it immediately. Many children wish for things that are very difficult to reverse...like being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz. There are many people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist.
~Find a closet and go to town.

Read a Little, Buy the Book

NYT and USA Today best-selling author, ROBYN PETERMAN writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke Zero Cherry with extra ice in a Styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. A former professional actress, with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her underpants works really well for her.


A QUICK Q&A with ROBYN
ANGI: How often to you get lost in a story?
ROBYN: All the time. Writing is my job (that I love) and reading is my hobby!!

ANGI: What’s the first book you remember reading? 
ROBYN: Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume

ANGI: Can you tell us about a real-life hero you’ve met?
ROBYN: Every mom I know!!!!

ANGI: Hiking Boots or Dancing Heels?
ROBYN: Hiking boots—definitely.

ANGI: What’s your favorite cartoon character?
ROBYN: Sponge Bob and Cartman

ANGI: What do you like about the hero of your book?
ROBYN: He’s hotter that Satan’s underpants and he’s wonderfully flawed.

ANGI: Benedict Cumberbatch or Chris Pine?
ROBYN: Chris Pine

ANGI: What’s your favorite movie of all time?
ROBYN: I have two: Sense and Sensibility and This is Spinal Tap.

ANGI: Who’s your favorite villain?
ROBYN: Lord Farquaad (from Shrek)

ANGI: Would you rather be in a Fairy Tale or Action Adventure?
ROBYN: A mish-mash of both.

ANGI: What is your best wish come true?
ROBYN: My kids.

ANGI: What’s your favorite rerun on television?
ROBYN: Brady Bunch.

ANGI: What's your most favorite thing to do in your state?
ROBYN: I’m supposed to say go to the races or UK sports (and they are both awesome) but I like hanging with my family and doing nothing!

ANGI: What’s your favorite meal?
ROBYN: My mom’s eggplant parm

ANGI: What is your biggest vice?
ROBYN: Coke with extra ice in a Styrofoam cup with a straw!

ANGI: If you could have your favorite movie star for one day, what would you do?
ROBYN: I already do…

ANGI’S GOTTA ASK:  Since Valentine’s Day is this weekend… What would be the perfect date for you with “Hot Hubby?”
ROBYN’S GOTTA ANSWER: Sushi and then sex. Or possibly sex and than sushi and then sex again.

FIND ROBYN 
Contact   Website  Facebook   Twitter   @RobynPeterman  Pintrest    
Previous GLIAS interviews 

UP NEXT for ROBYN
SOME WERE IN TIME
Shift Happens Series, Book 2
this spring

SWITCHING HOUR
May

PREVIOUS RELEASES by ROBYN
Find all of Robyn’s Backlist

HELL ON HEELS
Hot Damned, book 3
Read a little, buy the book
Where does a Demon go when she gets deported from Hell?

ROBYN IS GENEROUSLY GIVING AWAY  4 ebook copies of READY TO WERE and 4 ebook copies of FASHIONABLY DEAD IN DIAPERS. International giveaway

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ANGI'S back Sunday with
LOVE IN THE COUNTRY

UP NEXT ON GLIAS:  Kathleen Baldwin
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or @GetLostInAStory  #GetLostStories

ROBYN WANTS TO KNOW: What device do you read on?

53 comments:

Mary Preston said...

You have the best titles. Do they come to you or are they the result of much effort?


marypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com

Angi Morgan said...

Welcome back to GLIAS, Robyn. And Mary's right...I just love your titles.

Nancy said...

I'd love to win and review. nancystopper(at)gmail(dot)com. I review on Goodreads, Amazon, B&N and my blog!

vicki batman said...

Hi, Robyn, and so wonderful to have you at GLIAS! How much fun your books sound.

bn100 said...

Fun interview. Do you have a favorite Brady?

bn100candg at hotmail dot com

Robyn Peterman said...

Thanks for having me, Angi!!!! You ROCK!

Robyn Peterman said...

Thank you Vicki!!! I have fun writing them!

Robyn Peterman said...

I like Marcia!

Robyn Peterman said...

YAYAYAYAY Nancy!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Mary I come up with most of them, but I have a few writer buddies that have helped!!!

Debbie D. said...

Squeeee I'm so excited for Fashionably Dead In Diapers, as well as Switching Hour!
Love all your books Robyn, and your answers in the interview had me chuckling. You have a wonderfully wicked sense of humour, and always make me smile!

sin said...

Love your books Robyn. Can not to read the latest on my Nook

sin39ct@gmail.com

Donna Peterson said...

So excited!! I just can't wait!! Have fun with your sushi and Hot Hubby! Happy Valentine's Day!

Robyn Peterman said...

Thank you, Debbie!!!!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Thank you, Sin!!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Donna, he'll actually be in LA working on Valentines Day...but we will make up for it! LOL

Anna Cushman said...

I love reading these story's they make me almost pee myself laughing, i recomend Robyn Peterman to anyone i find out that reads and makes them download Fashionably Dead, i can not wait for this next book. I am also glad to find out i am not the only one who say's son of a biscuit and you suck sweaty donkey balls

Alison Byrnes said...

Massive fan of these books, I already have Diapers on Pre-order. You rock as an author Robyn !! I always come away from your stories wearing a smile ( and with a few naughty thoughts !! ) Enjoy the Sushi :D

Robyn Peterman said...

SMOOCH, Alison!!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Thank you Anna!! You just made me laugh!!!

Joa Eve said...

Love all of your books. Great job on the covers & titles, very unique and fabulous.

Mary marra said...

I have tried several time but here is goes....Thank you for having such an amazing strong voice in all of your books. I have been sucked in and I'm never leaving! ��

Kelly L said...

You are wonderful

Angi Morgan said...

Thanks for hanging around with us today, Robyn. I'll be spending most of Valentine's Day without the hubby too.

mele said...

Own all Robyns books, pre order them. Own two tee shirts with her characters on them....a forever fan. Thank you for the greatest stories.

Kelly said...

Love love love this series. I have been a hard core bookworm since I was a child, and have my favorite must read authors, and Robyn has taken over the top spot!!! I can not get enough. :)

Anonymous said...

Candy G.
OMG....I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this series. Books are my escape from the "real world" where life isn't so very good right now. I especially love a series where it makes me LOL and get into the characters like they are my own friends/family. Robyn Peterson does this for me and more. If she only knew how much her and her writing does for me and how many times she has picked me up when I was down, I would hope that she would be appreciate the feelings I have for her and her books.

shortcake said...

Once I read Fashionably Dead, I was hooked! My husband knows that when a new Robyn Peterman book is released, I'm going to be staying up most of the night till I literally can not keep my eyes open. I can't help it, I get so caught up in the storylines. Who knew Satan, Hell, and demons would be so interesting and dare I say, likeable?!
To answer Robyn's question, I read on my kindle app on my Note 2 so I can easily read anytime, anywhere. I may have drove to my kids' school a little early to get in the pick up line to have extra time to read before.
Mrs tyree at gmail dot com

Christi Green said...

Robyn's Books are awesome! I am waiting impatiently for the release this week. I read with the kindle app on my laptop & tablet.

1983cgreen at gmail dot com

Robyn Peterman said...

Thank you, Joa!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Mary, you made my night!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Thank you, Kelly!

Robyn Peterman said...

Total bummer! And my pleasure to hang around!

Robyn Peterman said...

Mele, you made my night!!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Smooch!!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Candy, you humble me.

Robyn Peterman said...

Thank you, Shortcake!!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Thanks, Christi!!!

Pamela Morgan said...

If you haven't read Robyn' s books you better hurry and catch up because Fashionable Dead in Diapers comes out on the 17th. That's almost a book every two days. You can do it. Go go go. They are the best.

Laura R. said...

I am so excited and can't wait to read Fashionably Dead in Diapers! If you haven't read any of Robyn's books, than you are missing out. She will have you laughing from the first page to the last!

Mandi Shultz said...

Love, love, love your books and you! I got hooked on Fashionably Dead, went back and got the Size Matters series and laughed my way through them. Can't wait to read the new eat adventures of Astrid & Ethan and the gang. PS, loved your answer to the movie star question above!

Marcy C said...
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Marcy C said...

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Marcy C said...

Why am I not surprised that Cartman is a favorite of yours? lol I'd love to hear you two in an insult/swearing battle. :)

Alicia said...

I love these books!! One of my fav series Eva!!! I love the response about "Hot Hubby" being your star!! So sweet! I just want you thank you for all your hardwork and remarkable imagination! You are truly appreciated! Thank you!

Bonnie Decker said...

Not onky are these book sexy and erotic but they are humorous as well. One minute. I am sucked into the sexual fantasy the next I am laughing my ass off. Thank you Robyn for the awesome stories

Robyn Peterman said...

I love Pamela!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Thank you Laura!!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Thanks Mandi!!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Cartman might win....

Robyn Peterman said...

Ailcia, thank you!!!

Robyn Peterman said...

Thank you, Bonnie!!!

Jen Frederick said...

Thank you Robyn for creating such awesome stories that suck me right in from the first page. I have read all your books. I can't wait for Fashionably Dead in Diapers to come out. I have chronic health issues and just found out I also have a rare muscle disease, so my reality can really suck sometimes. But your books make me laugh a lot and leave me feeling happy and content. You are a wonderfully talented author, and I love all your books.
I also loved your responses to the interview questions.
To answer your question I read on a kindle and my email is: jen.frederick@yahoo
com