NYT and USA Today best-selling author, ROBYN PETERMAN writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke Zero Cherry with extra ice in a Styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. A former professional actress, with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her underpants works really well for her.
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WERE ME OUT
Shift Happens, book 4
Why do I have to have my tail in a knot for the one hot, sexy Werewolf who can’t seem to keep his Johnson in his pants?
I’m a nice girl—really I am. I’m just a typical computer-hacking, knife-throwing, Star Trek-obsessed, overeducated Werewolf nerd who can’t seem to get her love life to compute.
However, it’s time to grow up and face the music or more accurately the man I’m in love with… Junior aka Jacob Wilson—the Alpha of the Georgia Pack. First I’ll have to stand up to some nasty gals who’s pants are so tight I can see their religion. Then I'll claim my man.
What should be an easy feat, gets sucktastic when you throw in a three hundred year old fabulous gay Vampyre, an antiquated motherboard from the 90’s and a challenge from the vicious, deadly Alabama Pack. Not to mention a libido that is out of control. Mine.
So I’m just gonna dive in—head first and eyes closed. Love conquers all. Right? As long as reality doesn’t wear me out, I plan to win.
YOU'RE SEEING IT HERE FIRST !!
“That was a nard hole move,” Junior shouted at his deputies as I winced and tried to slip from the room unnoticed.
As the computer-hacker-guru-extraordinaire slash the gal who made sure the office didn’t go to hell in a hand basket, I was usually exempt from Junior’s displeasure. But that didn’t mean I wanted to witness it.
Junior was generally a laid back good ‘ole boy, but when pissed people tended to duck and cover. Not many wanted to induce the wrath of the stupidly handsome, six foot four brainiac. As Alpha Werewolf of the Georgia pack and Sheriff of Hung, he had a lot on his plate.
Bubba and Duke, the town’s deputies, hung their heads in shame and a healthy dose of fear. The asshats in trouble were Lion Shifters with an unhealthy penchant for attention—naked attention. Hence their latest stunt.
“Sorry,” Bubba mumbled as he sucker punched Duke in the head. “I told you we shouldn’t have done it.”
“No, you didn’t,” Duke countered, titty-twisting his partner in crime. “It was your dang idea—well kinda.”
“Daggonnit, you’re right,” Bubba agreed, slapping Duke’s hand away while still getting a covert forehead smack in.
“I do not get paid enough for this shit,” Junior groused, running his hands through his hair and holding his temper in check.
Simply another abnormally normal day in the Hung Police Department.
My biggest problem at the moment? I wanted to jump the Sheriff’s bones—very bad idea. He was hotter that hell when he was mad. Wait… he was hotter than hell all the time.
Quit. I needed to quit. This was a disaster waiting to happen. I’d have no one to thank but myself if I didn’t march my sorry ass out of the Junior’s office and get a new job—and a life.
Going unnoticed by Junior was almost next to impossible. He had it in his thick, and unfortunately very good-looking head, that we were meant to be.
He was incorrect—wildly incorrect.
I wasn’t meant to be mated with a man-whore who couldn’t keep his pecker in his pants no matter how good looking or smart… or hot. Nope, I was sensible. I was a good girl for the most part who would mate with a Werewolf who was a gentleman. Of course using the term gentleman and Werewolf in the same sentence was an oxymoron, but whatever.
I would have two children and I would bake cookies and go to PTA meetings. My mate would have a job that didn’t require guns or wrangling naked deputies. He’d come home at five and ask me about my day. I was going to have a normal, horribly predictable, boring practical life.
Shit—the thought of that future sucked.
I was in big trouble.
WHAT DO FANS LOVE ABOUT THE WERE SERIES?
GET YOUR SHIFT ON
ANGI: What do you like about the hero of WERE ME OUT?
ROBYN: Everything!! LOL. He’s hot, smarter than hell and a good ‘ole boy. Junior aka Jacob Wilson is the perfect guy—funny, sweet and has an ass you could bounce a quarter off of!
ANGI: If your heroine sat at your desk…Would she like what’s there?
ROBYN: Sandy is waaaaay more tech savvy than I am. She would probably get a bit bored with my profane troll collection and my vast array of Lip Smackers. However, she would love the gadgets I’ve ammassed and most likely be able to make them all work better than I can.
ANGI: Who’s your favorite WERE character in the SHIFT HAPPENS series?
ROBYN: That’s a Sophie’s Choice question!! LOL. I can’t pick a favorite child. I will say that Dwayne (my fabulous gay 300 year old vampyre) is quite the hit with my readers and all the Shifters in the series!!
ANGI: What animal would Hugh Jackman shift to?
ROBYN: On Monday, Wednesday and Friday he’d be a smexy wolf. On Tuesday and Thursday he’d be a gorgeous lion. On the weekends he’d be a cuddly puppy.
ANGI: Where will the SHIFT HAPPEN world go next?
ROBYN: To AUDIO!!!! The Shift Happens Series will be coming out on audio this year and as far as the next book goes…..Essie and Hank have to take a little trip to Chicago.
ANGI: If you “were” to shift…what would you be?
ROBYN: A dragon.
ANGI: If Batman were to shift…?
ROBYN: A kitten with wings.
ANGI: Favorite Werewolf movie?
ROBYN: An American Werewolf in London. 
ROBYN’S GOTTA ANSWER: No, I haven’t done it yet!!! I have two amazing teenagers and my vacations are to their out of town activities with sports!!! I’ll get to my cooking class in a few years. BUT I would also LOVE to see the Northern Lights—big bucket list thing for me.
READY TO WERE
Book 1, Shift Happens Series
CURRENTLY FREE AT ALL OUTLETS
SOME WERE IN TIME
Book 2, Shift Happens Series
NO WERE TO RUN
Book 3, Shift Happens Series
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MAGIC & MAYHEM KINDLE WORLD
There's nothing normal about Zelda, a witch whose job is to control the forces of Magic and Mayhem, and use her power for healing. But some say she creates the mayhem part, and maybe they're somewhat right. After spending nine months in the witch pokey for using her powers irresponsibly, Zelda is out on magical parole. Ready to dump the orange jumpsuit, she sets off on her latest mission: avenge the death of her Aunt Hildy, maintain the magical balance, and take over as the Shifter Whisperer. This all turns out to be far easier said than done, though. While healing the idiotic and violence prone proves both painful and wildly rewarding, Zelda must also contend with the hotter than hot Werewolf King, Mac, who's convinced Zelda is his mate. As Zelda chases her happily ever after, she tries to help tons of wonderfully warped characters who need all the fixing they can get. Are you up for the bewitching challenge? There's enough Magic and Mayhem here for everyone to join Zelda in her crazy world.
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So glad you've joined us again. Jr. sounds like my kind of "were" !!
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ReplyDeleteI can always count on Robyn Peterman to give me a story that I can laugh and fall in love all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteThe weirdest place was in a fort and it wasn't built very well ! ptclayton2@aol.com
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