A third-generation Oregonian who can peel and eat a banana with her toes, Tawna traveled a career path that took her from newspaper reporter to English teacher to marketing geek. She currently lives in Bend with a menagerie of ill-behaved pets. You can find her on Twitter at @tawnafenske or blogging daily at tawnafenske.blogspot.com.
Praise for Believe it or Not
“Fenske hits all the right humor notes
without teetering into the pit of slapstick in her lighthearted book of
strippers, psychics, free spirits and an accountant.”
—RT Book Reviews
“Fenske’s sophomore effort (after Making
Waves) is another riotous trip down funny bone lane, with a detour to slightly
askew goings on and a quick u‐ey to out‐of‐this‐world romance. Readers will be
enchanted by this bewitching fable from a wickedly wise author.”
—Library Journal "Sexually charged dialogue and steamy make‐out
scenes will keep readers turning the pages.”
—Publishers Weekly
Praise for Making Waves
“Fenske's wildly inventive plot and
wonderfully quirky characters provide the perfect literary antidote to any
romance reader's summer reading doldrums.
–The Chicago Tribune
“A zany caper... Fenske’s off‐the‐wall
plotting is reminiscent of a tame Carl Hiaasen on Cupid juice.”
—Booklist(starred review)
“Hilarious! A wild, sexy romp with a
fresh, fun take on love.”
—Lani Diane
Rich, New York Times and USA Today Bestseller
Do you believe in...accounting?
Numbers never lie, so Violet McGinn found safe haven in
the most boring profession she could find. Until her renowned psychic mother
lands in the hospital and Violet has to run her business. Now you can have your
taxes filed and your aura read, in one convenient location.
Do you believe in...music?
Drew Watson is the jaded owner of the local hot spot next
door, and doesn't need a single thing except a good crowd to dance to what he's
spinning on Saturday night.
Do you believe in...love?
The only thing Violet and Drew seem to have in common is
that neither believes in that psychic hoo—hah. Except Drew seems to play
exactly the right song at exactly the right time. And truth be told, it makes
Violet's heart dance just a little ...
The Excerpt: This scene takes place very early in Believe it or Not, shortly after Violet (a straight laced
accountant turned reluctant fake psychic) meets Drew (the divorced owner of a
bar that features male strippers).
She watched him juggling
the toilet paper for a few more minutes, disgusted with herself for being so
strangely amused, so fixated on his hands.
Hands reserved for his partner, Sam, she reminded herself.
Knock it off, Violet.
Did you know Oregon is the most active
juggling state in the U.S.?” she blurted.
He stopped juggling and
stared.
“What?”
“Yes. Approximately
fifty-three percent of the state’s population can juggle. Portland is also home
to the only retail all-juggling store in North America.”
“This data fetish you
have is fascinating.”
Violet blinked, not sure
if he was teasing or genuinely fascinated. He was smiling, but that could mean
anything.
“Well, I knew about all
that because I’ve been contracted to do some accounting work for the guy who
runs the juggling shop,” she said. “But there really are a lot of interesting
statistics related to Oregon. Have you heard that Oregon has the highest
concentration of strip clubs in the nation?”
“I’ve heard that,” Drew
said slowly, studying her with something that was either amusement or the
expression of a man trying to remember if he had mental-health services on
speed dial.
“It’s not true,” Violet
said. “Oregon actually has the second highest concentration of strip clubs in
the nation. West Virginia beats us.”
“I didn’t realize we were
competing.”
“It has to do with the
Oregon Supreme Court ruling that adult bookstores, nude dancers—it’s all considered
free speech, so it’s protected. It’s part of why Portland thrives on the whole
offbeat counterculture thing. Legalized medical marijuana, physician-assisted
suicide, bacon-wrapped doughnuts—”
“I never thought I’d hear
doughnuts and suicide in the same sentence,” Drew said. “At least not in a way
that made sense. You really are a wealth of wacky data, aren’t you?”
Violet bit her lip. “I
can’t help it. Part of being an accountant, maybe.”
Drew’s eyes were locked
on her mouth, and Violet stopped biting her lip and stared back.
He shook his head and
turned away from her. “Hope to see you tonight, Violet.”
He walked away juggling
his toilet paper.
Susan: I love St. John. In Making Waves, part of the story takes place there. Have you been? How much do you love it?
Tawna: I’ve actually never visited
You
probably wouldn’t guess it from reading, but this book required a ridiculous
amount of research into powerboats, ocean currents, nautical speeds, and
shipping laws. I may have fudged a few details here and there, but I was proud
when the book’s copyeditor told me she’s an avid sailor, and that it was clear
I’d done my homework.
For the
record, yes – the Strip Battleship
scene was very thoroughly researched.
Coliloquy
is a digital publisher of active fiction. Our proprietary
platform lets authors create episodic content, branching narratives, and
interactive environments that deepen reader engagement. The result is innovative
new forms of digital fiction that move beyond traditional publishing.
I adore Coliloquy and everyone
there, but that description kinda makes my head hurt. Each Coliloquy author is
using the technology a little bit differently, and I liken the way I’m using it
to those old “choose your own adventure” books I loved as a kid. The difference
is that these are strictly for e-readers, and authors get weekly data about
what readers are choosing. We can use that to help us craft the next episodes
of the story.
For instance, in the first
episode of Getting Dumped, the
key choice point surrounds which of three potential love-interests the heroine
calls in her moment of crisis. I’ll admit that of the three men, I had a
definite favorite. My agent and publisher had a different favorite. I was stunned when the data started rolling in
and a large chunk of readers actually preferred the third guy—a character I’ll confess I didn’t particularly like.
Seeing the way readers responded to him made me take a step back and make some
changes in how I’d planned to write the second episode (which is slated for
release in late-June).
Susan:
Are you planning to write more active fiction?
Tawna: Definitely! It’s been tons of
fun. The second episode of Getting Dumped will be released in late-June, and is available for all Kindle formats, for Nook tablet, and for Android. I know they’re working on a ton of additional platforms,
so others will be available shortly.
Susan: What do you do to unwind and relax?
Tawna: Er,
didn’t you say we’re supposed to keep this PG-13?
Susan: What is your biggest vice?
Tawna: While
I don’t have much of a sweet tooth, I need to be eating constantly. I tend to
crave things like raw sunflower seeds, frozen peas, air-popped popcorn, and
Sen-Sens, and I have to have a selection of those items in front of me at all
times. I’m not happy if there isn’t something in my mouth. (Insert your own
filthy joke here, if desired).
Susan: Moving right along... Which of your characters is most
like you? How?
Tawna: Juli in
Making Waves has a serious history of
job-hopping (though readers learn the mysterious reasons for it about a third
of the way through the book). During college, I funded my education working a
crazy variety of jobs, and I used many of those to create Juli’s résumé. There
was one summer I worked five jobs simultaneously – bakery clerk, dog washer,
newspaper ad sales, phone book delivery, and salesperson in a roadside fireworks
stand. All of those are jobs I gave Juli, along with several others I’ve held
over the years.
JJ in Getting Dumped was created as a result
of my lifelong fascination with landfills. In that story, JJ is laid off from a
cushy marketing job and ends up “repositioned” to a job driving the compactor
at the dump. She absolutely adores it, much as I imagine I might. Researching
that book was a fantasy-come-true for me, and I loved getting to crawl around
on heavy equipment and ask people about the weirdest things they’ve found in
the pits.
While I
won’t claim I bear much resemblance to any characters in Believe it or Not, I described Drew as looking a lot like John
Cusack. Writing that story gave me the chance to indulge my huge crush on him,
so I managed to insert myself into the story that way!
Susan: Be honest, when reading (or writing)...do you put
yourself in the heroine’s role?
Tawna: Strangely,
no. I tend to think of my heroines as close girlfriends whose puppet strings I
get to pull. I might fall in love with my heroes a little bit, but I want my
girlfriends to have them!
When it
comes to writing love scenes though, I frequently pester my gentleman friend to
help with logistics. Nothing filthy (well, mostly) but little things like, “if
someone your height was standing there, and someone my height was leaning
against the counter, how would all our parts line up?” These encounters often
aren’t particularly romantic, since I might hit him with a request while we’re
both brushing our teeth. He probably deserves a medal for being such a good
sport about it.
Susan: What drew you to write Romantic
Comedies?
Tawna: I
come from a family of hysterical people who are always cracking jokes and
laughing, so you’d think it might have occurred to me earlier to try writing
comedy. Hey, I never claimed to be the sharpest meatball in the pot. I started
off writing women’s action/adventure several years ago, sold a book to
Harlequin/Silhouette’s Bombshell line, and wrote two follow-ups that hadn’t
made it to contract when I got “the un-call” from my editor saying the line was
being canceled a month before my scheduled debut. It was my 32nd birthday. And
the day my cat died. Oh, and the same day my employer threatened to fire me if
I kept disobeying the hosiery policy (I did, they didn’t). As all this stuff
was hitting me, I thought, “it’s actually kinda funny.” Realizing I could find
the humor in something like that was part of what helped me find the humor in
my writing, too.
Susan: What is Drew Watson’s (Believe it or
Not) “kryptonite” – in other words, what will bring him instantly to his knees?
Tawna: Drew
wants to believe he’s not attracted to whip-smart women with a mild crazy
streak, and he’s done his very best to date the exact opposite of that ever
since his divorce. But his resistance is futile once Violet enters the picture
with her razor-sharp wit and kooky fondness for data.
I’ve
seen more than one review describe my writing as “smart girl romance,” which
always feels like a bit of a backhanded compliment. Who’s writing the dumb girl
romance? But in all seriousness, I get what they’re saying. I love writing
super-smart heroines who will never, ever cause a reader to hurl the book at a
wall and declare her too stupid to live. Obviously there’s a lot of sex-appeal
between my characters, but in both Making
Waves and Believe it or Not, I
think I make it pretty evident both couples are attracted to each other’s
intelligence, too.
Susan:
One of the most active labels on your blog is “Tawna’s Social Awkwardness.”
Really? You’re gorgeous and successful. I’m skeptical. What’s your most
socially awkward moment ever?
Tawna: Thanks
for the “gorgeous and successful” comment (and here’s that $20 I promised). I
couldn’t possibly name my most socially awkward moment ever, since there are
too many. There’s the time I attended a fancy luncheon and I spit gristle into
my napkin, accidentally dropped it into the purse of the woman seated beside
me, and got busted trying to retrieve it. There’s the time I waxed off a hunk
of my eyebrow and tried to draw it back in with green eyeliner. Or the time I
shoved a massive spoonful of butter in my mouth at a formal dinner because I
thought it was whipped cream. Or the time I threw up in my underwear at school.
I’m pretty much a magnet for ridiculousness, but it gives me good fodder for
writing comedy.
Susan: What dreams have been realized as a
result of your writing?
Tawna: I could finally buy that salad I’ve been
saving for.
Susan: What will always make you smile,
even on a bad day?
Tawna: You
really want me to break that PG-13 rule, don’t you?
Susan: What would you say is your most
interesting quirk?
Tawna: I
am horribly phobic about shopping carts. I can’t stand to be near them. It’s
not a germ thing – it’s something to do with a fear of them blocking my path or
getting in the way if I need to make a quick ninja getaway.
Susan’s GOTTA ASK: What is your favorite scene in
Believe it or Not?
Tawna’s GOTTA ANSWER: Great
question! When I was doing final revisions for Believe it or Not, my editor asked me to chop a few things. One of
those things was a scene where Violet’s mother sends a kooky, dreadlocked
stranger to help Violet build a wheelchair ramp at the house. Drew and another
potential love interest, Dr. Abbott, also show up, and the result is a goofy
scene involving male rivalry and some hints at what Violet’s mom has been
plotting behind the scenes. My editor felt it didn’t add much to the story, but
I felt strongly that it did, and argued to keep it. The scene stayed put, much
to my relief.
Now
here’s the funny part – I’ve visited with maybe 20 clubs about Believe it or Not via Skype, phone chat,
and in-person meetings. Every single one, without exception, has mentioned that
scene as one of their favorites. That warms the cockles of my heart (er, are
cockles PG-13?)
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Welcome Tawna! So glad to have you on GLIAS today. Your writing sounds amazing.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that I met someone face-to-face that I'd known on-line for years. I asked when she was due. OOOO MMMYYY... she wasn't. I was sooo embarassed and still feel socially awkward every time we're in the same room.
~Angi
Oh sounds like a terrific book! Love romantic comedies! :)
ReplyDeleteHmmm... there are a lot of teenage moments that I would never want to even think about! Dating was pretty bad too..... Gosh am I glad that I no longer have to go through those times again!
Angi, her books are amazing--so much fun!
ReplyDeleteUmm...wow...my socially awkward moments are almost always about putting my foot in my mouth. Thing just sound different in my head sometimes than they do coming out of my mouth. :)
Thanks for doing the interview, Tawna!
Interesting interview Susan and Tawna. I've been curious about active fiction for a while now after I saw an agent tweet how excited she was about this project. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteYour books sound like a lot of fun. Anyone who would ever try to eat a banana with her toes must have a great sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteOne time I got my slip and skirt caught in my panty hose coming out of the ladies room. But that's happened to everyone, right?
cwj@windstream.net
Tawna, welcome to Get Lost in a Story. You just had to go and ask THIS particular question. I've had so many awkward moments. But let's go with this one.
ReplyDeleteI was learning to ski, and had gone up to Purgatory (Durango) with a couple I know. Now the couple, all googly eyed, and me an afterthought, left me to go up the chair lift (a new skier) ALL BY MYSELF.
I could do this I reasoned. People go up chairlifts all winter long, right? So there I was shouting the required, "Single" so that someone could ride along with me. Well, as it turned out no one was single at the moment so me and my cumbersome skis sidestepped onto oncoming chairs. Now don't ask me how it happened, but in the next second, and to my profound horror, I came between a mother and her adolescent son.
Knocking over the mom, and taking her place, I ended up riding up the chairlift with this little kid who glared at me the entire time, while his mom, glaring equally, rode in the chair behind us.
"You're a terrible skier," the kid says to me. "I've been watching you. I'm ten times better than you are."
I'd already apologized the size of an avalanche, but this kid was determined to point out my shortcomings ALL THE WAY UP THE MOUNTAIN.
Finally I said the only thing I could think of at a glamrous time like this "Well, you may be ten times better than me, but you're short."
Thanks for being with us today and best wishes on your books. I love to laugh and it takes such a gift to do humor!
Oh, Donnell, what a mean little kid that was! Bless your heart!! (Okay, most times that REALLY does mean, "I feel for you." Occasionally, it means other things, depending on the context. Here it means, "Poor Donnell!")
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DeleteHa, the old Bless Your Heart line. I hope that kid or his mom weren't too traumatized. I imagine I'm still talked about over family gatherings -- Remember that dork skier--I think she may have been a terrorist
I love the excerpt from Believe it or Not! I'll definitely check it out. And I've never even heard of active fiction before. I loved those choose your own adventure stories as a kid. How cool to hear they've grown up too!
ReplyDeleteAs for my most socially awkward moment. . . there are so many to choose from . . . The most recent one being when I saw a "lost" dog close to the road and tried to be a good citizen and load him into my car to take him home. I didn't see his owner who was standing right there in the shadow of a tree and right next to the dog . . in front of his own house no less! I make a lousy dog thief!
aniserae@gmail.com
LOL. Funny story :)
DeleteSocially awkward, huh? Anyone who knows me would just roll their eyes at that because there are so many (you wouldn't think a size 9 1/2 foot would fit in my mouth so easily).
ReplyDeleteHowever, I did almost die on the sidewalk eating a peppermint patty once. I somehow managed to inhale it ('cause that's just a talent of mine) and I couldn't breathe. I knew I was in trouble when a passerby stopped to ask me if I was okay. I couldn't answer (no air). I absolutely knew this was a sign I was choking and needed the heimlich but I was so embarrassed I just nodded and continued down the sidewalk. Fortunately, peppermint patties melt.
I loved your excerpt - can't wait to read!
What a great interview! Thanks to Tawna for delivering some great LOL moments as I read this from my phone on a road trip. I needed that!
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain in humiliating experiences, particularly in high school. I had a similar vomit story except mine took place fully clothed on a CloseUp trip to DC. At breakfast. In the Department of Transportation's banquet room. In front of a couple hundred high school students from all over the US. Including a cute boy from Alaska who didn't know i was a geek at home & spent the previous night talking to me. All over his plate of scrambled eggs.
Love your books & can't wait to check out Getting Dumped! Thanks!
Larissa
ReinhartLarissa@gmail.com
I loved your excerpt. So funny. I have had so many socially awkward moments. I was having dinner with a group of friends. I came out of the ladies room with my dress tucked into my pantyhose and my butt exposed. So mortifying.
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So, when you tried to retrieve the gristle from the woman's purse at the fancy luncheon, did she think you were trying to lift her wallet? I can't top that...
ReplyDeleteWorst thing that comes to mind is...no, I can't tell that.
Thanks so much for inviting me, and for all the cool comments. This was a really fun interview! I love everyone's socially awkward stories, and laughed out loud at the peppermint patty one!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, yup, I'm pretty sure she thought I was trying to lift her wallet, so I gave up. To this day, I wonder what she thought when she found the gristle in her purse.
Oh, and if anyone's looking to try one of my books at a super-cheap price, the Kindle version of MAKING WAVES is on sale through June 24 for only 99-cents :)
Thanks again for reading, guys!
Tawna
Nice interview. I can't think of any now.
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I love the sound of active fiction. I'm def going to check that out. Great interview! On my way to Amazon to buy Making Waves! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI love Tawna's books! I laugh until I'm crying while reading them too! As for a socially awkward moment for me - it would have to be during my senior year in high school many years ago. I was one of only four girls in our senior math class. Our teacher loved to give little "pop quizzies" at any time. One day, he gave a particularly difficult one. As he went out in the hall for a drink of water, I loudly whispered to the many males around me, "If this is one of his quizzies, I'd hate to see one of his "testies" - not realizing what I was saying until it was too late. Of course, I was red-faced and half of the room was snickering when the teacher walked in and asked what happened. I'm not sure he ever found out - unless there was a brave student who told him later.
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Karen, bwaahahahahahahahaha!!!! I absolutely LOVE that story!
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