The
book…
Samantha
Kidd, ex-buyer turned Trend Specialist, designed her future with couture
precision, but finding the Fashion Director's corpse on Day One leaves her
hanging by a thread. When the killer fabricates evidence that puts the cops on
her hemline, her new life begins to unravel. She trades high fashion for dirty
laundry and reveals a cast of designers out for blood. Now this flatfoot in
heels must keep pace with a diabolical designer before she gets marked down for
murder.
What they’re saying…
"...the
book is enriched by the author's cleverly phrased prose and convincing
characterization. The surprise ending will satisfy and delight many mystery
fans.” – Kirkus Reviews
“DESIGNER DIRTY LAUNDRY” is a sleek and
stylish read." – Ellen Byerrum, author of the Crime of Fashion mysteries
"A
captivating new mystery voice, Vallere has stitched together haute couture and
murder in a stylish mystery.” – Krista Davis, author of the Bestselling
Domestic Diva Mysteries
An
excerpt…
"When you wear
fishnet stockings to the grocery store, people tend to stare. Women look at you
like you’re affiliated with the sex trade. Men pretend they’re not staring,
doing so all the while. It’s probably because they’re thinking the same thing.
The last time
I wore fishnets to the grocery store was weeks ago. It was then I met the man
who changed the course of my life. Because of him I’d traded in the title
Senior Buyer of Ladies Designer Shoes at Bentley’s New York to become the Trend
Specialist at Tradava, the family-owned retailer in Ribbon, Pennsylvania. I’d
given up an apartment in Manhattan to buy the house where I grew up. And now,
because of him, I sat in a police station, explaining my actions to a homicide
detective.
I still
couldn’t pinpoint exactly when it all started to go wrong."
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Let's chat with Diane!
Susan: So, you launched your own detective
agency at age ten, right? What was your first case?
Diane: The case of the missing pencils. One
of my classmates continually found himself without a pencil. He hired me (and
my partner, because all great 10-year-old detectives have partners) to find out
who was taking them. While he suspected the people who sat near him, turns out
the real villain was gravity. They were rolling off his desk to the floor.
Susan: What caused you to switch from
detective work to the fashion industry?
Diane: I have always loved solving problems, but I’ve
also always loved clothes. When I graduated college with an Art History degree,
my mom (who I think was concerned that I’d move home and stay forever)
suggested I go to the mall and fill out an application. Thus, the start of a
career in retail fashion.
Susan: You are certainly well-travelled.
What is your favorite place you’ve visited so far?
Diane: I was lucky enough to get to go to
Milan, Paris, and London for my job, but I really loved Lyon, France, where the
lingerie fair is held each year. I travelled with a fabulous boss who gave me
complete autonomy and a coworker who was also a mentor. I’d become friends with
a few of my vendors, too, and for us to all be in France and call it work was
an embarrassment of riches.
Susan: What’s your favorite kind of story to
get lost in?
Diane: I love to read but often can’t find blocks of
time because I’m trying to stay focused on the story in my head, so a book that
I can read—devour!—in an afternoon, or over only a few days, is the best.
Susan: The protagonist in Designer Dirty Laundry, Samantha Kidd, is a trend
specialist. Can you tell us a little about what she does?
Diane: Samantha’s job is to assist the
Fashion Director in recognizing trends from the runway, to communicate between
the buyers and advertisers about the trends that are important to Tradava (the
store where she works), and to promote the trends through fashion shows at the
store.
Susan: Is it true that you make cupcakes
that looked like crime scene tape for a Sisters in Crime meeting? Can you get
us some of those?
Diane: Yes, I did! Truthfully, I asked the
bakery department of my local grocery store if they could make them for me.
They said they could, but their body language said otherwise, so I ordered
cupcakes with bright yellow icing and shook black sugar through a stencil to
spell out the words. I’m sure the cake decorating staff is quite talented, but
I did not trust them to embrace my vision.
Susan: What was the first story you remember
writing?
Diane: I was an avid reader of Sweet Dreams
Romances when I was growing up and I tried my hand at writing one myself. I
still have it. It was the story of Abby and Vinnie, two very competitive math
students vying for the top grade in Geometry, and the new boy, Chris, who comes
between them before helping them see they are destined for each other. I
recently typed it up (yes, it was written long-hand) and titled it “The Square
Root of the Problem.” It lives a nice existence on my hard drive now.
Susan: How much is Samantha like you?
Diane: Oh boy. I think Samantha is the
person I might have become if I had made different choices after college. She
represents the idea that a person can be smart but not very bright at the same
time, and I often feel that way (though I don’t think I’ve admitted that until
just now!). She is more fearless than I am, for sure, has a better figure. She
wears what I want to wear and somehow has the money to buy it. Oh, and she’s an
Aries, which I am not.
Susan: When reading and/or writing, do you
put yourself in the heroine’s role?
Diane: I do, and I think that’s natural,
though I think my writing clicked when I first started thinking, “what is he
thinking right now?” about the male lead, or “how does the detective react to
how Samantha is reacting?” It was a big lesson learned from my editor (Ramona
deFelice Long), and now when I’m writing I find myself thinking from all sorts
of different POVs. Makes me feel slightly crazy to have so many voices in my
head, but it definitely leads to a better first draft!
Susan: What drew you to write mysteries?
Diane: I started reading mysteries when I was around
9 (note direct impact on the soon-to-be-founded detective agency), and I found
something inspiring about kids solving crimes that adults couldn’t. Trixie
Belden wasn’t just a character to me, she was the person I wanted to be (but
was a little afraid to be, because of her frequent interaction with
counterfeiters and gun smugglers and danger). Susan: I wanted to be Trixie, too! (sigh)
What three things are, at this moment, in Samantha Kidd’s purse?
Diane: Duct Tape, lipstick, and a punch card (with 10 punches) for a free hoagie at the local sandwich store.
Susan: What is Samantha’s biggest vice?
Diane: Shoes. Or junk food. It’s a tough call.
Susan: A girl after my own heart! But really, shoes can't be considered a vice, can they? What are
the next five books on your ‘to be read’ pile?
Diane: In no particular order: Dead Politician Society by Robin Spano, Artifact by Gigi Pandian, Nazareth Child by Darryl James, Ghost in a Polka Dot Bikini by Sue Ann
Jaffarian, and Flawless: Inside the
Largest Diamond Heist in History. (*disclaimer: I often scramble my TBR
list and there are hundreds of books I’m eager to read!)
Susan’s GOTTA ASK: What is your favorite scene in Designer Dirty Laundry?
Diane’s GOTTA ANSWER:
This is tough because two sprung to mind. There is a scene in the second
half of the book where Samantha gets interrogated. I loved the scene until I
took a course on interrogation taught by a homicide detective and realized how
far away from reality I was. (Another disclaimer: this book is intentionally
funny and is not to be used to train anyone planning on enrolling in the police
academy. I took liberties.) I had to rewrite the scene, letting Samantha be
Samantha within the general constraints of an interrogation, and I think it
ended up better than it was originally.
But I also
love the tree scene at the museum.
Susan: What’s up next for you?
Diane: PILLOW STALK, due in October 2012
Catch up with
Diane on the web:
Diane has a
question for you:
What’s the
craziest thing that’s happened to you while you were shopping?
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Wonderful interview Diane and Susan. I'm crazy for the crime scene cupcakes...
ReplyDeleteHi Lucy, I wonder what a Key West food critic would think of the cupcakes? Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteGreat interview! Diane, My husband and I were also art history majors. Out of college, he sold shoes and I worked as a receptionist. We were right behind you in illustrious art history careers.:) Designer Dirty Laundry is on TBR pile! Love the fishnet in the grocery store passages. Can't wait to read it!
ReplyDeleteSusan & Diane, I think I'm the only girl who didn't read Trixie Belden. Boxcar Children, Bobbsey Twins, Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys and then graduated to Elizabeth Peters. I'll have to go back and check out Trixie.
Larissa
Larissa, Another art history major! Nice to see we parlayed that degree into mystery writing. Re: Trixie Belden, we need to have an intervention. I'll be in touch.
DeleteOh, LOVED Trixie Belden. Wasn't there also Donna Parker?
ReplyDeleteAnd reading the body language of the bakers proves how observant you are! A necessity for a writer.
The craziest thing that's happened to me while shopping? A fellow shopper recognized me--and asked me if I knew another reporter in town. I said--oh, yes, are you his mother?
And it was his wife.
Hi Hank! I haven't read any Donna Parker, but I do have a different series that reminds me of you: Sally Baxter, Girl Reporter :)
DeleteAnd oops on the mother/wife comment!
Thanks, Lucy! Interviewing Diane was so much fun--I love those cupcakes!!
ReplyDeleteLarissa you must read Trixie Beldon. You can't miss out of Trixie...yes, go find her!
Hank, om my gosh! (Smothers giggle feeling guilty...)
The scene where Samantha gets interrogated was definitely one of my favorites in the book!
ReplyDeleteI might have been a couple years older than you were when I started my childhood detective agency, because I distinctly remember that as a detective at my Snoopy Detectives agency, I had a fedora and a fake cigarette -- one of those flour-wrapped bubble-gum cigarettes ;)
Gigi, I LOVE that you had a detective outfit! And the name, "Snoopy Detectives"--perfect, especially in a dog eat dog world.
DeleteWhat a fun interview, ladies!
ReplyDeleteThe craziest thing that's happened to me while shopping lately was a few weeks ago, when the cashier at Costco looked at me and said "didn't I just see you on the news?"
Back in the day, I was a print reporter, not a TV one, so I'm not used to such things. I had just been interviewed on a local station -- I just never expected to be recognized by a stranger!
Diane, I love the fishnets passage!
Hank, I bet that's up there with the "when is your baby due?" To the woman who's not pregnant. I only ever made that mistake once.
Hi LynDee,
DeleteYou reminded me of something that happened a LONG time ago: I was recognized from the paper while sleeping out for Madonna tickets. (Once upon a time I was a swimmer and the local paper had done a profile on me...). This was before social media and it was a little odd!
Thanks for the comment!
The only strange shopping incident that I remember was taking a daughter shopping, then having to sign up for a Penney's charge card because I forgot to bring money. (And that daughter is now 50-so it has been a while.)
ReplyDeleteI also remember reading about Samantha Kidd from Guppy trading pages or pitches, I forget which.
Norma,
DeleteI had to sign up for a Sears credit card because I had car repairs that exceeded the money in my checking account. Credit: solution or curse?
Yes, Samantha definitely made herself known on the Guppy circuit before she turned up at Polyester Press!
I totally enjoyed Designer Dirty Laundry. Samantha is a sassy sleuth with smarts and great fashion sense. It was refreshing to read about a young woman who used her brains and not just stumble into the solution to the crime. And I love her black & white outfit on the cover. She should have kept the purple hat. Looking forward to your next offering.
ReplyDeleteGB, I think you're right--Samantha probably wishes she kept the hat, too. I'm glad you saw her problem-solving skills in action!
DeleteCongratulations on the book! Don't think anything crazy's happened.
ReplyDeletebn100candg(at)hotmail(dot)com
bn100- if nothing crazy has happened while you're shopping, then clearly you're not shopping enough. Get thee to a mall, stat!
DeleteHi Diane!
ReplyDeleteThe craziest thing that ever happened to me while shopping was the afternoon I left the Saks Fifth Avenue shoe department without buying even one pair of shoes. Crazy, right?
I thoroughly enjoyed the interview, and your blurb for Designer Dirty Laundry still has me grinning. Can't wait to read it!
Happy sales! ~Rochelle
Rochelle, That IS crazy! I have often succumbed to the siren song of shoes.
DeleteThanks!
Great interview, Diane. Looking forward to reading your work, especially Pillow Stalk!
ReplyDeleteHi Linda, The interview is only as good as the questions, and these were so much fun to answer.(Thanks again, Susan!) I hope you like Pillow Stalk!
DeleteMy pleasure! (Beams)
DeleteSorry to have missed the party and cupcakes. A late welcome to Diane and wishing you continued success.
ReplyDelete~Angi
Thank you, Angi!
DeleteEnjoyed your interview! :) Looking forward to reading your latest!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...crazy thing during shopping... Well... I have seen mobs fighting over shoes... :) But understandable when the price is good and the shoes are gorgeous! Not sure if that counts.
maybe31 at yahoo.com
May, I once saw two customers fight over a handbag. One of the male models working in the store was an off-duty police officer and stepped in. Truth: stranger than fiction!
DeleteAnd it looks like bn100candg(at)hotmail(dot)com is our winner! Congratulations! Diane, it was so much fun having you on Get Lost in a story!
ReplyDeleteThank you for inviting me, Susan!
DeleteHi, Diane --
ReplyDeleteI loved, loved, loved "Designer Dirty Laundry." My favorite part of the book is the scene where Samatha is up a tree.
The strangest thing that I've run into while shopping just happened this weekend. At the grocery store, I saw a package of stewing beef for $841. Looking at the other packages, I saw that all of them were in the hundreds of dollars. When I took the packages to the meat department worker, he said that the butcher was obviously half asleep that morning. Food is getting expensive, but that was a bit much.
Wishing you continued success with your writing. I can't wait for "Pillow Stalk."
Grace